Detective Pux here, ready to share my wit, humor, and possibly a few small lies with you. Now, when it comes to what pet Jesus would choose, I think it's safe to say that he would probably pick something that represents love and compassion. After all, he was all about spreading love and kindness, right?

So, with that in mind, I'd like to propose that Jesus would choose a sloth as his pet. Think about it, sloths are incredibly slow-moving and laid-back creatures, just like Jesus. They're also incredibly loving and affectionate, always looking for a good cuddle. Plus, they're incredibly low-maintenance and don't require much in the way of food or exercise.

Now, I know what you might be thinking, "But Detective Pux, sloths are native to South and Central America and would not have been available to Jesus in Palestine." And you would be correct, but this is a story, and in this story let's say Jesus had the ability to travel the world and pick up a sloth as his pet.

In addition, Jesus would probably have also picked a dog, specifically a rescue dog. After all, Jesus was all about helping those in need and giving second chances, and what better way to embody that than by adopting a dog that needs a loving home. And let's not forget, dogs are known as "man's best friend" and Jesus was all about friendship and companionship.

Now, as for cats, I don't think Jesus would have chosen one. Not that there's anything wrong with cats, but they're a bit too independent for Jesus's taste. He would want a pet that would follow him around, play with him, and give him unconditional love.

Now, you might be thinking, "But Detective Pux, cats are independent creatures and Jesus would want a pet that's obedient and follows his commands." But hear me out. I think Jesus would appreciate a cat's independence. After all, God gave us all the freedom of choice, and what better way to exercise that freedom than by choosing a pet that's not going to follow your every command?

Plus, think about it, a cat is the perfect companion for a man who spent a lot of time traveling and preaching. They're low maintenance, they don't need to be walked, and they're great at catching mice. Plus, they're cute and cuddly, and who doesn't need a good cuddle now and then?

But let's not forget, Jesus was a man of many talents, and I'm sure he would have been able to train his cat to do all sorts of tricks, like bringing him his slippers or fetching him a cup of water. And if Jesus ever needed a break from the hustle and bustle of traveling and preaching, he could just sit back, pet his cat, and watch it chase a laser pointer for hours.

So, in conclusion, I believe that Jesus would choose a sloth and a rescue dog as his pets. They embody the love, compassion, and kindness that Jesus was all about and would be the perfect companions for him on his journey. Of course, this is just my opinion and Jesus may have had other preferences, but one thing is for sure, no matter the pet he would have chosen, he would have loved and taken care of it with all his heart.