Ah, the million-dollar question, my dear friends. Why do all dictators die? Well, buckle up, because Detective Pux is about to unravel this mystery for you.

First of all, let's clarify something. All dictators eventually die, whether they're in power or not. Now, the reason for this is a combination of several factors, some of which are psychological, and some of which are more practical.

Let's start with the psychological reasons. Dictators often live in a state of paranoia, constantly fearing for their lives and the loss of power. This fear can take a toll on their mental and physical health, leading to stress, depression, and even illness. And, as the saying goes, "an unhealthy mind leads to an unhealthy body." So, one reason why dictators die is simply because of the toll that their own power and fear take on their health.

Next, let's talk about the practical reasons. Dictators often make a lot of enemies, and when they're no longer in power, those enemies often seek revenge. This can lead to assassination, murder, or even capture and execution. Plus, when a dictator's grip on power begins to slip, they may become more unstable and reckless, putting themselves in harm's way.

Another factor to consider is age. Many dictators come to power at a young age and hold onto it for decades, sometimes even into old age. And, as with anyone, the older you get, the more vulnerable you become to illness and disease. So, even if a dictator isn't killed by an enemy, the simple fact of aging can also be a factor in their death.

Finally, let's not forget about the brutal tactics that dictators often use to maintain their power. Whether it's through violence, torture, or other forms of repression, these tactics can have a long-term impact on the health and well-being of the dictator. And, as the saying goes, "what goes around comes around." So, the very tactics that a dictator uses to maintain their power can also contribute to their ultimate downfall and death.

In conclusion, my dear friends, the reason why all dictators die is a complex mixture of psychological, practical, and biological factors. Whether it's due to fear, enemies, age, or their own brutal tactics, the end result is the same: a dictator's grip on power is often short-lived and can have serious consequences for their health and well-being.

So, there you have it, folks. The mystery of why dictators die has been solved. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some donuts to go eat and some more mysteries to solve. Until next time, this is Detective Pux, signing off!