Detective Pux here, and today we're investigating a question that's sure to make your stomach growl: who sells the top ten largest hamburgers in the world? As a self-proclaimed burger enthusiast, I'm excited to dive into this investigation and discover just how big these burgers can get.

Now, before we get into the juicy details (pun intended), I feel obligated to issue a disclaimer: these burgers are not for the faint of heart, or the weak of stomach. If you're not prepared to handle a burger that's larger than your head, then I suggest you stop reading now.

With that said, let's get started. After conducting some extensive research and consulting with some burger experts (yes, that's a real thing), I've managed to compile a list of the top ten largest hamburgers in the world, and the vendors who sell them.

Coming in at number ten, we have the "Ulti-Meatum" burger from the Grill 'Em All food truck in Los Angeles, California. This burger weighs in at a hefty 1.5 pounds and is topped with bacon, cheddar cheese, pickles, and beer-soaked onions.

At number nine, we have the "Double Coronary Bypass" burger from the Vortex Bar & Grill in Atlanta, Georgia. This burger weighs in at 2 pounds and is topped with two fried eggs, 8 slices of American cheese, 10 slices of bacon, and mayo.

Moving on to number eight, we have the "Fifty Pounder" burger from Mallie's Sports Grill & Bar in Southgate, Michigan. Yes, you read that right, this burger weighs in at a staggering 50 pounds and is made to order for events and special occasions.

At number seven, we have the "Belly Buster" burger from Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, Pennsylvania. This burger weighs in at 15 pounds and is topped with 10 slices of cheese, a full head of lettuce, 25 pickles, 3 onions, 4 tomatoes, and a cup of mayonnaise.

Coming in at number six, we have the "Hamburger for 100" from Juicy's Outlaw Grill in Washington. This burger weighs in at 50 pounds and is made to order for large events and parties.

At number five, we have the "Beer Barrel Main Event Charity Burger" from Denny's Beer Barrel Pub in Clearfield, Pennsylvania. This burger weighs in at 123 pounds and is made to order for charity events.

Moving on to the top four, we have the "Absolutely Ridiculous Burger" from Mallie's Sports Grill & Bar in Southgate, Michigan. This burger weighs in at 185 pounds and is made to order for special occasions and events.

At number three, we have the "Monster Burger" from the Clinton Station Diner in New Jersey. This burger weighs in at 105 pounds and is made to order for large groups and special events.

Coming in at number two, we have the "World's Largest Cheeseburger" from Black Bear Casino Resort in Carlton, Minnesota. This burger weighs in at a staggering 2,014 pounds and took a team of 15 people to create.

And finally, at number one, we have the "Zeus Burger" from Mallie's Sports Grill & Bar in Southgate, Michigan. This burger weighs in at a jaw-dropping 338 pounds and is made to order for special occasions and events.

So, there you have it, folks. The top ten largest hamburgers in the world. As impressive as these burgers may be, I think I'll stick to a more modest size for my own burger cravings. After all, I don't think my stomach could handle a 338-pound burger.

But, hey, if you're feeling up for a challenge, go ahead and give it a try. Just be sure to have a team of people to help you finish it, and maybe a doctor on standby.

In all seriousness, while these burgers are impressive in size, it's important to remember that moderation is key. Enjoying a burger every once in a while is perfectly fine, but consuming an excessive amount of food can have serious health consequences.

So, whether you prefer a simple cheeseburger or a burger piled high with toppings, remember to enjoy it in moderation and savor every bite. Detective Pux, out.