Greetings, my dear friends! Detective Pux here, with a list of the top ten airports in Europe that will make you want to pack a lunch before heading to the terminal. That's right, I'm talking about the airports with the most expensive dining prices.

Now, before we dive into the list, let me just say that I love good food as much as the next guy. But there's something about airport dining that just doesn't sit right with me. Maybe it's the fact that I'm shelling out a small fortune for a sandwich that I could make at home for a fraction of the cost. Or maybe it's the fact that I'm forced to eat my meal while sitting on a plastic chair under the buzzing fluorescent lights of the terminal. Whatever the reason, I think we can all agree that airport dining isn't exactly a gourmet experience. But I digress, let's get to the list!

1. Zurich Airport (ZRH): At the top of the list is Zurich Airport, where you'll need to take out a second mortgage just to afford a cup of coffee. The prices at this Swiss airport are notoriously high, with everything from sandwiches to smoothies costing an arm and a leg.

2. London Heathrow Airport (LHR): London is one of the most expensive cities in the world, so it's no surprise that its airport would make the list. But even by London standards, the dining prices at Heathrow Airport are exorbitant. A simple burger and fries can set you back the equivalent of a week's worth of groceries.

3. Copenhagen Airport (CPH): Denmark may be known for its delicious pastries and open-faced sandwiches, but you won't find any affordable options at the airport. Expect to pay top dollar for everything from a cup of coffee to a slice of bread.

4. Oslo Airport (OSL): Norway is another country with a high cost of living, and the airport is no exception. If you're planning on grabbing a bite to eat before your flight, be prepared to spend a small fortune.

5. Munich Airport (MUC): Munich may be known for its beer and bratwurst, but you won't find any budget-friendly options at the airport. In fact, a single pretzel can cost as much as a night at a fancy hotel.

6. Paris Charles de Gaulle Airport (CDG): Ah, Paris. The city of love, art, and insanely expensive airport food. If you're looking to save some euros, I suggest bringing your own baguette and cheese.

7. Barcelona El Prat Airport (BCN): Spain is known for its delicious tapas and paella, but you won't find any affordable options at the airport. Be prepared to pay a premium for even the most basic of meals.

8. Amsterdam Schiphol Airport (AMS): The Dutch may be frugal in their everyday lives, but you wouldn't know it from the prices at Schiphol Airport. A simple sandwich can cost as much as a month's rent in some parts of the city.

9. Rome Fiumicino Airport (FCO): When in Rome, do as the Romans do...and bring your own food to the airport. Trust me, you'll save yourself a small fortune.

10. Frankfurt Airport (FRA): Last but not least is Frankfurt Airport, where even a cup of water will set you back a few euros. If you're looking for a budget-friendly meal, I suggest sticking to the vending machines.

Well, there you have it folks, the top ten airports in Europe with the most expensive dining prices. While I can't promise that your wallet will thank you, I can promise that you'll be in for a bit of sticker shock if you choose to dine at any  of their restaurants. But fear not, my fellow budget-conscious travelers, there are always alternative options such as bringing your own snacks or finding a nearby café or supermarket.

I hope this list has been informative, if not a little bit alarming. But hey, at least now you know which airports to avoid if you're trying to save a few bucks on your next trip. And who knows, maybe one day we'll see a shift towards more affordable dining options in airports across Europe. But until then, bon appétit (or should I say, guten Appetit, bon appetit, buen provecho, buon appetito, smaklig måltid, eet smakelijk, or dobrou chuť, depending on where you are)!